Here, representing many hours of data collection, including several notebook-equipped excursions to Cub Foods, I present to you the Comprehensive Oreo Database.
I would like to replace the present system initial licensure exams in secondary mathematics teaching with a single task: Design a mathematics lesson around some or all of this information, including answer key for all tasks.
Until this happens (at which point the information below will be embargoed for test-security purposes), I share it with you.
| Oreo type | Serving size (in cookies) | Calories per serving | Fat grams per serving | Mass per serving | Notes | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Regular | 3 | 160 | 7 | 34 | ||
| Berry burst ice cream | 2 | 150 | 7 | 30 | ||
| Candy corn | 2 | 150 | 7 | 29 | ||
| Chocolate | 2 | 150 | 7 | 30 | ||
| Cookie dough | 2 | 140 | 6 | 29 | Sighted Feb. 3, 2014 | |
| Double chocolate fudge creme | 3 | 180 | 9 | 36 | One choc. wafer & one serving choc. stuf, coated in fudge | |
| Double Stuf | 2 | 140 | 7 | 29 | ||
| Double Stuf Heads or Tails | 2 | 140 | 7 | 29 | ||
| Football | 2 | 120 | 5 | 26 | These are shaped like a football | |
| Golden | 3 | 160 | 7 | 34 | ||
| Fudge creme | 3 | 180 | 9 | 35 | One choc. wafer & one serving van. stuf, coated in fudge | |
| Golden chocolate | 3 | 170 | 7 | 34 | ||
| Golden Double Stuf | 2 | 150 | 7 | 30 | ||
| Halloween | 2 | 140 | 7 | 29 | ||
| Marshmallow Crispy | 2 | 140 | 6 | 29 | Spotted Feb. 3, 2014 | |
| Mega Stuf | 2 | 180 | 9 | 36 | ||
| Reduced-fat | 3 | 150 | 4.5 | 34 | ||
| Spring | 2 | 150 | 7 | 29 | ||
| Triple-double | 1 | 100 | 4.5 | 21 | ||
| Triple-double Neapolitan | 1 | 100 | 4.5 | 21 |
Send your revisions, and additional Oreo sightings, my way via the comments or Twitter.
Overthinking my teaching 
Mass per serving in grams similar to fat column? Or left “open to interpretation” on purpose? (Hey kids, what would be a good choice for the missing unit? … a good question to get at students’ conceptual understanding of mass!)
Also, speaking as a Canadian, I am astounded at the choices Oreo offers state-side.
For a brief exploration of Cdn versus US Oreos, visit http://cdnexpat.wordpress.com/2011/04/14/canadian-vs-america-oreos/
The first. I’ll let you believe that I meant to do this.