I was having a little quality time with my favorite 4-year old the other day over quesadillas in the kitchen.
Tabitha: What is an umbrella bird?
Me: I don’t know. I’ve never heard of one before. Did you hear about umbrella birds somewhere?
Me: Did you make it up?
Tabitha: (casually) No.
Four-year olds don’t concern themselves with the law of the excluded middle.